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The Hammering Noob

The Hammering Noob

3,5
Players rating
6+
ArcadeCasual
Ultra games

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The Hammering Noob

The Hammering Noob

6+
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  • Casual
3,5
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The Hammering Noob

About game

In the exciting 2D game The Hammering Noob, your character automatically hurls pickaxes at flying ores. As you progress, the ores grow tougher and more elusive — they speed up, grow larger, multiply, or maneuver erratically. Upon completing a level, you can select one of three random enhancements: critical strike, fan pickaxe, rebound, freeze, giant pickaxe, experience boost, temporary shield, and more. However, each enhancement also grants the ore additional abilities.

How to play

Control Noob by moving your mouse left or right, and he'll follow suit. The pickaxes are launched automatically, so there's no need to aim. Your task is to hit the ore before it reaches Noob. Once the ore is destroyed, the level is cleared, and you'll see the power-up screen. Level progression After victory, you'll get three random power-up cards. Each card has an XP cost, which increases by 5 with each purchase. Yellow text indicates your bonuses (+1 damage, +1 pickaxe, etc.), while red text shows the ore's enhancements (+HP, +speed, splitting). If you lack XP or don't like the options, click "Skip" to move to the next level without charge.

    Game info

    Age rating
    6+
    Platforms
    Authorization support
    Yes
    Localization
    Russian, English
    Screen orientation
    Release date
    Jun 5, 2026
    Cloud saves
    No
    Categories
    1. All games
    2. Arcade
    3. The Hammering Noob
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